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Vicar has potato removed from bottom

Postby Bison on Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:45 pm

A vicar in Yorkshire has had a potato removed from his bottom after claiming that he fell on it while hanging curtains naked. LOL!

more here: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a134237/vicar-has-potato-removed-from-bottom.html

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Re: Vicar has potato removed from bottom

Postby kp1512 on Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:53 pm

lol - he fell on it?..LOL how big was is hole?
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Re: Vicar has potato removed from bottom

Postby health4ni on Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:11 am

*cue someone posting a goatse link*
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Re: Vicar has potato removed from bottom

Postby Will on Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:58 am

I guess choirboys are harder to come by these days.
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Re: Vicar has potato removed from bottom

Postby Gym-pig on Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:18 am

Jacket or boiled ?

Got to admire those who use jackets -those crispy shells are quite abrasive . Still taste nice with cheese
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Re: Vicar has potato removed from bottom

Postby Resurrected on Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:18 pm

Gym-pig wrote:Jacket or boiled ?

Got to admire those who use jackets -those crispy shells are quite abrasive . Still taste nice with cheese


Must have a stretchy foreskin if he gets a bit of cheese on his spud.
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Re: Vicar has potato removed from bottom

Postby Rab on Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:13 pm

He must have been cooking and come across a rather long odd shaped potato that turned him on and though hmm..that will do me.. :lol:
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Re: Vicar has potato removed from bottom

Postby mak26 on Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:51 pm

Would this be considered carb loading ?
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Re: Vicar has potato removed from bottom

Postby Rab on Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:52 pm

mak26 wrote:Would this be considered carb loading ?


HAHAHAH

Maybe he felt that potatoes are a little too fast actin g so opted for the super slow release suppository carb method i have been reading about on T-Nation
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Re: Vicar has potato removed from bottom

Postby mak26 on Sat Nov 01, 2008 8:05 pm

Sadly its become all too common they start off young with a new potato or a desiree thinking they can hack it and before they know it they're siphoning off the collection money wacking a pound of maris pipers up there !!
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Re: Vicar has potato removed from bottom

Postby CHEEF!! on Sat Nov 01, 2008 8:58 pm

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Re: Vicar has potato removed from bottom

Postby Ader on Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:34 pm

ROFL
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Re: Vicar has potato removed from bottom

Postby cleaver on Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:00 pm

Reminds me a young lady who liked nothing more than a cucumber up her bunghole whilst getting it doggy style. :lol:
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