Craig wrote::mrgreen: online bullying at its best

ollie wrote:What about those nicotine inhalers? For me i think it was the action of smoking itself that I liked, so they might have worked well.

Craig wrote:Tell your other half your doing this, I want her to snitch on you when you fall off the wagon.

Craig wrote:Just quit, patches are for pussies, the withdrawal symptoms only last 3 days. If you get drunk and buy fags then bin them in the morning.

Craig wrote:Try life without alcohol and nicotine you'll feel so much better you get your kicks out of a sunny day, a great PB down the gym or picking up some dirty slag and banging her hard against the wall .

upright wrote:

Craig wrote:Just quit, patches are for pussies, the withdrawal symptoms only last 3 days. If you get drunk and buy fags then bin them in the morning.

No patches=no chance. 3 days? bollox! I've quit cold turkey so I know, 3 days and the worst is over, 3 weeks and no feelings are left

Craig wrote:Try life without alcohol and nicotine you'll feel so much better you get your kicks out of a sunny day, a great PB down the gym or picking up some dirty slag and banging her hard against the wall .

I get loadsa kicks outta sunny days and PBs. I get PBs on every lift every session at the moment. I drink once a month maybe not even that this year. I'd have to actually get out of this fecking house to pick up a dirty slag unless I want a stick insect with speed bumps which is all we have at work. Maybe I should bang your headagainst a wall

Kinky

upright wrote:

Craig wrote:Tell your other half your doing this, I want her to snitch on you when you fall off the wagon.

haha - you've got it all wrong mate. My lady doesn't nor ever will smoke. If I tell her I'm quitting, she'll be round the corner buying them for me. I may have her post on here after to give you her account of what it's been like in the past when I've tried to quit. Mind you, I think just telling her triggers something in her brain that says "he's quitting so he's gonna be a big arsehole and I'm not having it and will tell him he's a horrible bastard at any opportunity"

When I fell of the wagin first time, it took her a while to realise as I was chewing mints and only smoked to and from work. Then, each time I get more and more lazy about it until last time I thought, Hang on, I'm doing this for me, what's it got to do with her anyway. But last time I only quit for a week cos I didn't have any money for fags and payday was a week off. So I thought on payday, I'd buy a pack and smoke em and then quit poperly. Then I thought, I'd like a drink at the end of the week and have a smoke and then quit and here we are...

Anyways, Just had a nice big portion of spagbol and me last fag. Have checked all nooks and cannys for patches and have only the one I ripped open on payday and didn't have time to stick on before work so stuck it in my pocket with my cashcard... So I have a small dilemma as I'm supposed to be training tomorrow which leaves no time in my day for getting to town for a pack of patches. Even more irritating is paying for them - I need to make a doctors appointment and need to force the issue of a rolling script. And, it's halloween soon and there have been some good offers on big tubs of sweets and bags of mini bars and the house is full of that sort of shit at the moment.

And it's Xmas soon and I usually come in from work, get myself a wee dram of brandy, an extra special mince pie laced with brandy and a big dollop of brandy cream and half an hours light entertainment and a bit of a stare at the twinkly tree when I get in from work and then you guessed it - a nice fag

Why do people prefer to live a long boring life with little indulgence over a short hedonistic life with smiles and a Alcohol and nicotine induced inner warmth - I've joined the wong forum here.

Rab wrote:
I always love reading your posts upright, they read really wel and are always funny.

Its not that i want to live a long life...i dont want to live forever ffs, I just want the time i have here to be in good health so i can make the most of it. Whats more important than you and your familys good health? Once its gone its gone mate!

Dodgy guy "you wanna buy some death sticks?"

Obi Wan *wave of hand* "you don't want to sell me death sticks"

Dodgy Guy "I don't want to sell you death sticks"

Obi Wan *wave of hand* "you want to go home and rethink your life"

Dodgy Guy "I want to go home and rethink my life"....

Craig wrote:Tell your other half your doing this, I want her to snitch on you when you fall off the wagon.

Craig wrote:You need to take the patches off when you sleep!

Just go cold turkey, be a man, show some feckin will power.