by Rorschach on Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:45 pm
jgurli: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
jgurli: haha, ok lets go.
jgurli: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bninja: I stomp the ground, and snort
jgurli: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
jgurli: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
jgurli: No, ur not really a Rhino silly, it's just part of the game.
bninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
jgurli: stop, cmon be serious.
bninja: Doesn't get any more serious than a Rhino about to charge your ass
jgurli: thats it.
bninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bninja: Goddam am I hard now.