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Britain's rudest place names

Postby kp1512 on Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:01 pm

made me laugh


1. Cocks, Cornwall

2. Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire, England


3. Bell End, Worcestershire, England


4. Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)


5. Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire, England with a name dating back to Henry VIII


6. Fingringhoe, Essex, England


7. Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district


8. Shitterton, Dorset, England


9. Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock, England


10. Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, England


11. Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire, England


12. Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire, Scotland


13. Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England


14. Funbag Drive, Watford, England


15. Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, England


16. Beaver Close, Surrey, England


17. Dick Court, Lanarkshire, Scotland


18. Felch Square, Powys, Wales


19. Lickfold, West Sussex, England


20. Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire, England


21. Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire


22. Cocknmouth Close, West End, Surrey


23. Friars' Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


24. Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire


25. Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria


26. Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip


27. Ladygate Lane, Ruislip


28. Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire, England


29. Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, England


30. Cumming Court, Pitville, Gloucestershire, England

Source : http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... names.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Britain's rudest place names

Postby GymBunny on Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:46 pm

Fucking in Germany still wins....Or Climax in Canada perhaps? They also have Big Beaver, Little Beaver and Dildo.
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Re: Britain's rudest place names

Postby Resurrected on Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:48 pm

Stop engouraging him GB ;)
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Re: Britain's rudest place names

Postby GymBunny on Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:52 pm

Resurrected wrote:Stop engouraging him GB ;)

I read a paper by a guy called Fock yesterday. :D
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Re: Britain's rudest place names

Postby kp1512 on Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:57 pm

GymBunny wrote:
Resurrected wrote:Stop engouraging him GB ;)

I read a paper by a guy called Fock yesterday. :D


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Re: Britain's rudest place names

Postby Dtlv74 on Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:00 pm

An International list :D


* Anus, Batangas, Philippines
* Anus, Irian Jaya, Indonesia
* Anus, Laguna, Philippines
* (Cascade d') Arse, Pyrinees, France
* Arsoli, Lazio, Italy
* Bald Knob, Arkansas, United States
* Balls Cross, West Sussex, United Kingdom
* Beaver, Oklahoma, United States
* Beaver, West Virginia, United States
* Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, United States
* Beaver Head, Idaho, United States
* Bell End, Worcestershire, United Kingdom
* Big Beaver, Pennsylvania, United States
* Bollock, Sultan Kudarat, Philippines
* Bonar Bridge, Scotland, United Kingdom
* Bottom, Netherlands Antilles, Netherlands Antilles
* Bottom, Surry, North Carolina, United States
* Brown Willy, Cornwall, United Kingdom
* BUM, Bates, Missouri, United States
* Buger, Majorca, Spain
* Bum, Kutkashen, Azerbaijan
* Bum, Southern, Sierra Leone
* Bumbang, Victoria, Australia
* Chinaman's Knob, Australia
* Clam, Accomack, Virginia, United States
* Clam, Charente-Maritime, Poitou-Charentes, France
* Climax, Colorado, United States
* Climax, Polk County, Minnesota, United States
* Climax, Saskatchewan, Canada
* Clit, Arad, Romania
* Clit, Salja, Romania
* Clit, Suceava, Romania
* Conception Bay, Newfoundland
* The Cock Of Arran, Scotland, United Kingdom
* Cock Bridge, Aberdeen, Scotland, United Kingdom
* Cockermouth, North (Cumbria, Allerdale), United Kingdom
* Cocks, Perranporth, Cornwall, United Kingdom
* Condom, Aveyron, Midi-Pyrénées, France
* Crap, Tirane, Albania
* Craponne sur Arzon, France
* Crotch Lake, Ontario, Canada
* Cuckoo's Knob, Wiltshire, UK
* Cum, Wanderlandia, Tocantins, Brazil
* Cum, Zelaya, Nicaragua
* Cumbum, Andhra Pradesh, India
* Cumming, Georgia, United States
* Cunt, Elazig, Turkey
* Cunt, Spain
* Cunter, Switzerland
* Dick, Weld County, Colorado, United States
* Dick, Chippewa County, Michigan, United States
* Dick, Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania, United States
* Dikshit, India
* Dildo, Trinity Bay, Newfoundland
* Dong, CHUXIONG, Yunan, China
* Dong, Khon Kaen, Thailand
* Dong, Lohit, Arunachal Pradesh, India
* Dong Rack, Thailand/Cambodia Border
* Dongo, Democratic Republic of Congo
* Dripsey, County Cork, Republic of Ireland
* Dump, Manchester, Jamaica
* Dyke, Inverness, Scotland, UK
* Effin, Limerick, Republic of Ireland
* Erect, Randolph County, North Carolina, United States
* Fanny, West Virginia (Wyoming), United States
* Fanny Hill and Fanny Burn, Scotland, United Kingdom
* Feces de Abaixo (Lower Feces), Galiza, Spain
* Felch, Michigan (Dickinson), United States
* Felchville, Vermont, United States
* Felchville, MA, United States
* Fertile, Polk County, Minnesota, United State
* Finger, Cabarrus, North Carolina, United States
* Finger, McNairy, Tennessee, United States
* French Lick, Indiana, United States
* Fruitdale, South Dakota, United States
* Fist, Lezhe, Albania
* Fjuckby, Sweden
* Fucking, Tarsdorf, Austria
* Fuku, Shensi, China
* Fukue, Honshu, Japan
* Fukem, Honshu, Japan
* Gash, Hormozgan, Iran
* Gash, Khorasan, Iran
* Gaylord, Michigan, United States
* Gayville, South Dakota, United States
* Gisum, Yobe, Nigeria
* Gland, Switzerland
* Hole, Tayside, Scotland, United Kingdom
* Hooker, Oklahoma
* Horn, Horn, Niederosterreich, Austria
* Horn, Nordur-Isafjardarsysla, Iceland
* Horn, Brønnøy, Nordland, Norway
* Horneytown, North Carolina, USA
* Humptulips, Washington, USA
* Intercourse, Dutch County, Pennsylvania, USA
* Knoblick, Arizona, USA
* Kunt, Punjab, Pakistan
* Labia, Waremme, Liege, Belgium
* Lickham Bottom, Hemyock, Cullompton, United Kingdom
* Lickey End, West Midlands, United Kingdom
* Little Dix Village, West Indies
* Lord Berkeley's Knob, Sutherland, Scotland
* Lord Hereford's Knob, Wales, United Kingdom
* Meat Camp, North Carolina, United States
* Meat Cove, Nova Scotia, Canada
* Mianus, Conneticut, United States
* Middle Intercourse Island, Australia
* Minge, Nivelles, Brabant wallon, Belgium
* Minge, Nord-Est, Haiti
* Minge, Silutes Rajonas, Lithuania
* Minge Cove, New Hampshire, United States
* Moist, Kachin, Myanmar
* Moorhead, Clay County, Minnesota, United States
* Muff, Northern Ireland
* Muff, Armstrong, Pennsylvania, United States
* Muff, Kilderry, Donegal, Ireland
* Nobber, Donegal, Ireland
* Nob End, Bolton, United Kingdom
* Nork, Masis Shrjan, Yerevan
* Oberfucking, Austria
* Pee, Margibi, Liberia
* Penistone, South Yorkshire, Great Britain
* Phuket, Phuket, Thailand
* Pee Pee Township, Pike County, Ohio USA [wikipedia] - home of Pee Pee Creek
* Pis, Asturias, Principado de Asturias, Spain
* Pis, Gers, Midi-Pyrn&cute;eacute;es, France
* Pis Pis River, Nicagragua
* Poke, Northern, Uganda
* Poo, Asturias, Principado de Asturias, Spain
* Poo, Himachal, India
* Probe, Utah (Salt Lake), Salt lake City
* Puke, Albania
* Pussy, Savoie, Rhône-Alpes, France
* Reddick, Florida, United States
* Rim, Guera, Chad
* Rim, Misrak Gojam, Ethiopia
* Rim, Nan, Thailand
* Ring, Ringville, Waterford, Ireland
* Ring, Umatilla, Oregon, United States
* Ring, Winnebago, Wisconsin, United States
* Sac City, Iowa, United States
* Semen, Jawa Timur, Indonesia
* Semen, Moldova, Moldova, Republic Of
* Semen, Sofiya, Bulgaria
* Sexmoan, Luzon, Phillipines
* Seymen, Turkey
* Shaft, Pennsylvania, United States
* Shafter, California, United States
* Shagg, Kurdufan, Sudan
* Shag Island, Indian Ocean
* Shag Point, South of Moeraki, South Island, New Zealand
* Shit, Debub Gonder, Ethiopia
* Shit, Mazandaran, Iran
* Shit, Zanjan, Iran
* Shitagoo Lake, Quebec, Canada
* Shitlingthorpe, Yorkshire, United Kingdom
* Slut, Vasterbotten, Sweden
* Spear, Avery, North Carolina, United States
* Spear, Big Horn, Montana, United States
* Spear, Prairie, Arkansas, United States
* Spurt, Oost-Vlanderen (Dendermonde, Hamme), Belgium
* Stiff, Bretagne (Finistere, Ouessant), France
* Sugar Tit, South Carolina, United States
* Swallow, Salt Lake, Utah, United States
* Tampon, Reunion, Reunion
* The Bastard, Argyll & Bute, Scotland
* Three Cocks, Wales, United Kingdom
* Thong, Essex, UK[map]
* Tit, Adrar, Algeria
* Tit, Tamanghasset, Algeria
* Tit, Vorkuta, Komi, Russia
* Tittybong, Australia
* Tös, Freudenstadt, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
* Tos, Konakovsky, Twer', Russia
* Tong Fuk, South Lantau, Hong Kong
* Turdo, Romania
* Twathats, Scotland, United Kingdom
* Twatt, Orkney, Scotland, United Kingdom
* Twatt, Shetland, Scotland, United Kingdom
* Urin, West New Britain, Papua New Guinea
* Vagina, Kurgan (Belozersky), Russia
* Virgin Arm, Newfoundland, Canada
* Virginville, Pennsylvania, United States
* Wangquing, China
* Wank, Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany
* Wank, Bayern (Ostallgäu, Nesselwang), Germany
* Wankers Corner, Oregan, USA
* Wankie, Zimbabwe
* Wanks River, Nicaragua
* Wankum, Germany
* Weedon, Northamptonshire, United Kingdom
* Wet Beaver Creek, Australia
* Woody, Cumberland, Tennessee, United States
* Woody, Greene, Illinois, United States
* Woody, Kern, California, United States
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Re: Britain's rudest place names

Postby GymBunny on Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:51 pm

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