Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

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Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby simon m on Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:57 pm

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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Craig on Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:59 pm

Well I once met this guy down the gym that claimed all the weight he was putting on was from creatine, Polish cell tech I beleive, grew huge, then disappeared, so unsafe IMO.
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Dtlv74 on Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:02 pm

Class!

I actually have a question about the safety of creatine. I took creatine mono once (5g with 500ml water and some squash) then later that day I farted - quite powerfully.

Does this mean creatine is dangerous and will cause me risk of farting my internal organs out of my arse? Have been a bit worried about this.

If so, can this risk be mitigated by any of the normally beneficial practises such as wearing blue, or will such a thing just increase the potency of wind related organ expulsion?
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby ollie on Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:06 pm

Creatine is a steroid whether its natural or not. Steroids aren't safe kidz!1
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Resurrected on Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:07 pm

Dtlv74 wrote:Class!

I actually have a question about the safety of creatine. I took creatine mono once (5g with 500ml water and some squash) then later that day I farted - quite powerfully.

Does this mean creatine is dangerous and will cause me risk of farting my internal organs out of my arse? Have been a bit worried about this.

If so, can this risk be mitigated by any of the normally beneficial practises such as wearing blue, or will such a thing just increase the potency of wind related organ expulsion?


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Had you possibly had baked beans or another pulse prior to consuming the creatine. I believe there was a study carried out by Professor F. Lat-Ulence that did find that creatine increased dramatically the amount of gas created in the gut when consuming pulses.

So this was probably the cause.
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby simon m on Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:14 pm

I cut creatine with baking soda to make it alkaline - it rocks!!!
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Will on Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:18 pm

Do you have to inject it or snort it?
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby simon m on Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:22 pm

Will wrote:Do you have to inject it or snort it?

You can, but hardcore uses have Suppositories, but I'm poor so I just use a funnel and have my legs in the air, pour it in then gafa tape my arse shut
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby ollie on Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:37 pm

I can see how that would work. Especially with something to ram it home.

I do it in lines the size of Toblerones.
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Alex on Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:26 pm

Stack it with Porridge whistle wearing a blue compression Tee for the most potent 12 week cycle you'll ever run.
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Dtlv74 on Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:08 am

simon m wrote:
Will wrote:Do you have to inject it or snort it?

You can, but hardcore uses have Suppositories, but I'm poor so I just use a funnel and have my legs in the air, pour it in then gafa tape my arse shut


There's my problem! I was going all out for oral, but forgot completely how superior anal is! Will try again with anal in mind next time :D
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby cleaver on Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:39 am

I prefer to get a hardon, then rub the creatine (has to be creapure as it it really fine) over my gerry helmet and let it absorb into my bloodstream :lol:
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Rab on Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:26 am

lol Simon

Well i once tried creatine and before it even runits way into my belly i was on the toilet with the shits. Runs right through me so it does!!!

That cant be good for you!!
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Ader on Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:15 pm

The liver produces on average about 2 grams of creatine a day through normal diet (Mayo). Taking creatine as a sports and nutrition supplement may cause the liver to stop producing creatine (Klein). This would lead to the liver to becoming a semi-vestigial organ and may lead to serious damage.
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Creatine can not only benefits people on the athletic standpoint, it may help people with physical and mental ailments. Nurtrasense has reported that creatine can lower lipid deposits ire middle-aged people, along with cholesterol levels. One study reported that after 28 days of creatine use. The person's cholesterol level dropped by 2% (Nutra). People with neuromuscular diseases such as Mc Ardled disease, diomyapath, congenital myopathic, and AIS (Lou Gehrigs, Parkinson' disease can use creatine as a drug to lessen the effects of these illnesses (Nutra). A recent radio news talk show reported that former boxing champ and diplomat Mohammed Ali is now taking creatine for his Parkinsons disease.
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Resurrected on Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:29 pm

Ader wrote:
The liver produces on average about 2 grams of creatine a day through normal diet (Mayo). Taking creatine as a sports and nutrition supplement may cause the liver to stop producing creatine (Klein). This would lead to the liver to becoming a semi-vestigial organ and may lead to serious damage.
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And..

Creatine can not only benefits people on the athletic standpoint, it may help people with physical and mental ailments. Nurtrasense has reported that creatine can lower lipid deposits ire middle-aged people, along with cholesterol levels. One study reported that after 28 days of creatine use. The person's cholesterol level dropped by 2% (Nutra). People with neuromuscular diseases such as Mc Ardled disease, diomyapath, congenital myopathic, and AIS (Lou Gehrigs, Parkinson' disease can use creatine as a drug to lessen the effects of these illnesses (Nutra). A recent radio news talk show reported that former boxing champ and diplomat Mohammed Ali is now taking creatine for his Parkinsons disease.


I don't think you quite got the thread :? ;)
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Craig on Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:43 pm

But what about Gorrilla hormones I heard that Hawk from the legion of doom was on them........... are they safe or are they just as bad as creatine?
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Karlos on Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:46 pm

I heard you get a couple of grams of creatine in a beef steak?! Those bastards injecting cows with all those nasty chemicals. :x
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Resurrected on Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:49 pm

Karlos wrote:I heard you get a couple of grams of creatine in a beef steak?! Those bastards injecting cows with all those nasty chemicals. :x


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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby simon m on Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:50 pm

Karlos wrote:I heard you get a couple of grams of creatine in a beef steak?! Those bastards injecting cows with all those nasty chemicals. :x

I cook mince with creatine as it helps absorbtion through the anus.
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Ader on Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:14 pm

Resurrected wrote:I don't think you quite got the thread :? ;)
Just though I should add some balance to the discussion :oops:
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby cleaver on Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:09 pm

Karlos wrote:I heard you get a couple of grams of creatine in a beef steak?! Those bastards injecting cows with all those nasty chemicals. :x



You must have a big steak :lol: :lol: :lol:

4.5g per KG of raw steak. ;)
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Ader on Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:25 pm

Craig wrote:Well I once met this guy down the gym that claimed all the weight he was putting on was from creatine, Polish cell tech I beleive, grew huge, then disappeared, so unsafe IMO.

Are you sure it was teh creatine that made him 'disappear' - I've met a few guys who wanted to get big and I sugessted they lift heavy weights - Well they started to try it and suddenly... they disappeared - I'm wondering oif there's another connection here? Maybe Alien abductions?
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Ader on Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:26 pm

Also, another thread's reminded me.. SOmeone mentioned taking 5g a day which is clearly insane. What's a safe dosage? Should you cycle and what's the recommended post cyle regime?
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Craig on Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:26 pm

Ader wrote:
Craig wrote:Well I once met this guy down the gym that claimed all the weight he was putting on was from creatine, Polish cell tech I beleive, grew huge, then disappeared, so unsafe IMO.

Are you sure it was teh creatine that made him 'disappear' - I've met a few guys who wanted to get big and I sugessted they lift heavy weights - Well they started to try it and suddenly... they disappeared - I'm wondering oif there's another connection here? Maybe Alien abductions?



It was eastern european creatine so even more dangerous than the stuff we get here
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Re: Creatine - Nature's Steriod, but is it safe?

Postby Alex on Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:35 pm

I've heard rumour of an even more potent Iranian source.
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