...American girls and cider. Cheers!

Lollllll! You posted that deliberately to make Morba jealous.

She's damn hot btw.

Nice pear

GymBunny wrote:Lollllll! You posted that deliberately to make Morba jealous.

Busted

Yeah, please excuse the chest-beating theme to this thread, when you look as much like Mr.Bean as I do then you have to celebrate these things when you can. Still, you have to feel for Morba, cos she's got a sister...

Spit wrote:

GymBunny wrote:Lollllll! You posted that deliberately to make Morba jealous.

Busted

Yeah, please excuse the chest-beating theme to this thread, when you look as much like Mr.Bean as I do then you have to celebrate these things when you can. Still, you have to feel for Morba, cos she's got a sister...

Dude if I had a hottie like that sitting on my lap there would be poster sized pictures on the forum! She has a sister as well....bet Morba is crying into his protein shake at this very minute!

Cute, but how much can she bench?

More than you in all likelyhood

Marks1972 wrote:More than you in all likelyhood

Owwwwwch! When you stick in the knife by god do you twist it!

Laugh it up, baldy. I'm hot on your tail.

Dude, how pissed did you have to get her?

Alex wrote:Dude, how pissed did you have to get her?

Funny you should mention piss, I think it was the pheromones from my urine-stained corduroy slacks that finally won her heart...


...seriously though, she's my sort-of-ex girlfriend (we're ignoring the 'ex' part while she's in Europe).

As I'm a generous kind of guy:




And just so this doesn't go totally Readers Wives, here another one with my ugly mug in it- at a gig in Christchurch in Fed, back when I still had hair!

Rorschach wrote:Cute, but how much can she bench?

Dunno actually, but back in NZ she was doing 7-rep sets of rack pulls, with 60kg, and that was on the day I taught her. She's more into running than weights but does enough to keep ticking over, and being 5'9" doesn't hurt if you're a girl and trying to stay lean...

She's got a mean Romanian Deadlift on her too, I could 'correct her form' on that for days


@Rilla- yes actually, she's short-sighted as shit. I think she may have left her contacts out last weekend, it would explain her trying to buy a Lamb Jalfrezi in the local launderette anyway.

Almost insulting yourself there rill, he looks like a long lost twin of yours!

hah, we will always be b-e-a-utiful rilla my boy.

no way is there 4 points between them, spit, you're a 5-5.5, shes a 7-7.5 tops!...then again, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, isn't that right.

yeah, her eyes are pretty shexy.

Bastard.

Spit - did she originally think you were Mr Bean? :p

Rilla wrote:

Karlos wrote:yeah, her eyes are pretty shexy.

They're just wins, straight up wins.
The Rilla <3's eyes. Especially blue/green.

mine are an teeny weeeny bit green.

Im into sexy dark eyes myself.