Greetings one and all,
My name's Ed, I'm a mate of Ollie's from back in the day (I was tempted to put 'childhood sweetheart' but that's how rumours get started...) and he kindly saw fit to wangle me an invite here. I'd only been on MP a short while but have to say this board seems like a step in the right direction, the invite-only approach is a good look and I'm pleased to see we can get the swear-words out again. Bitches.
Anyway, I'm just finishing up a two-year stint of globetrotting (did a year-and-some in Whistler and have spent the last 6 months in Christchurch dodging the Great British Winter) and then it'll be back to Bristol very shortly. Still deciding which gym I'll go for on my return any pointers much appreciated. I'm a downhill mountain biker and only really started in the gym to fix a lower back problem, however I'm fairly obsessed now and love lifting weights for the sake of it. My posture has improved a ton, and carrying those really large value packs of bog roll up the stairs is no longer the challenge it used to me.
I also like rock climbing, DJing loud earbleeding drum'n'bass and promoting club nights. My turn-offs include onions, necrophilia and the French.
As you were!
Hello, you 'orrible lot
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Hello, you 'orrible lot
by Spit on Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:48 am
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by Will on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:18 am
So you don't swallow then? That's ok because I'm French (well 1/2) so you wouldn't like me anyway! 
Welcome to the mad house mate
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by simon m on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:18 am
Nice to see you, to see you nice....
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by SCOTT GALTON on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:48 am
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by radicalry00 on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:58 am
Good intro fella. Welcome to the boards.-
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by Marks1972 on Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:07 am
Welcome matey...downhill mountain biking sounds fun, any good injuries?
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by Dtlv74 on Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:45 am
Hey Spit, welcome to the coolest (and bitchyist) forum on the whole of the world wide web!
I agree with you on the onions and french...
...joking; I like them too
Spit wrote:My turn-offs include onions, necrophilia and the French.
I agree with you on the onions and french...
...joking; I like them too
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by Bison on Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:48 pm
Welcome to the forums, you should fit in well around these here parts!
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by Finlee on Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:49 pm
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by Jake The Muss on Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:39 pm
Welcome fella!
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by GymBunny on Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:09 pm
Another bristolian?!?!
Where the fuck were you lot when I lived in Bristol and needed people to train with eh?
Don't go to welshback its pants. Empire is very cool. and there was another gym but I'm blonde and can't remember it's name right now.
If you're into rockclimbing undercover rock is lots o fun and full of crazy people...
and there's nowt wrong with being french.
Where the fuck were you lot when I lived in Bristol and needed people to train with eh?
Don't go to welshback its pants. Empire is very cool. and there was another gym but I'm blonde and can't remember it's name right now.
If you're into rockclimbing undercover rock is lots o fun and full of crazy people...
and there's nowt wrong with being french.
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by Alex on Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:47 pm
Hello mate and welcome.
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by upright on Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:51 pm
Hey!
DJing DnB
prefer to listen - too technical making that sound good - Trance on the other hand - easy peasy 
Hope you find some useful stuff in here - the place drips with knowledge
and semen I mean Simon...
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prefer to listen - too technical making that sound good - Trance on the other hand - easy peasy Hope you find some useful stuff in here - the place drips with knowledge
and semen I mean Simon...
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by Craig on Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:54 pm
It's a slow plan for the south west to rule the BB forums
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by Rilla on Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:45 pm
Heeey!
Hot Ollie on Spit pics coming up!
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by ollie on Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:13 pm
GymBunny wrote:Don't go to welshback its pants. Empire is very cool. and there was another gym but I'm blonde and can't remember it's name right now.
lol...I'd second that - Welsh Back is pretty bad.
Not sure what Clifton College is like but a mate trains there and is into his lifting so it could be an option? Probably very busy though.
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by Canuck on Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:20 pm
Whistler baby, thats in my ol' backdoor...
You a freerider? Downhills only?
Wicked.. and welcome
You a freerider? Downhills only?
Wicked.. and welcome
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by cleaver on Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:36 pm
Did you call me a **** in your intro?
Welcome mate!
If you Spit does that mean that Ollie swallows?
Welcome mate!
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by Resurrected on Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:44 pm
I've not seen you since this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAE_8rVR ... re=related 3'30 for those who are confused
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by Spit on Thu May 01, 2008 9:35 am
Thanks for the warm welcome folks, and sorry for the slow reply on my part- I flew back from NZ yesterday, and am typing this in a jetlag-induced haze...
Anyway, having had a read around this seems like a wicked forum, a good step up from any other similarly-themed ones I've come across. I'll do my best to add more in info then I take away in 'witty' one-liners.
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by Morba on Thu May 01, 2008 10:13 am
bit late but hi 
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Re: Hello, you 'orrible lot
by xRichx on Thu May 01, 2008 11:02 pm
Late I know, but welcome fellow bristolian... ow bist me ol' mucker?
Don't go to Carrefour gym. Not because it's crap, but because I'm sick and tired of waiting around to use equipment, so don't want anymore "non pretty ladies only using the x-trainer or treadmills"
Other than that... welcome! From one post I can tell you'll fit in around here as well as you do in Ollies t-shirt you wear because it smells of him!
Don't go to Carrefour gym. Not because it's crap, but because I'm sick and tired of waiting around to use equipment, so don't want anymore "non pretty ladies only using the x-trainer or treadmills"
Other than that... welcome! From one post I can tell you'll fit in around here as well as you do in Ollies t-shirt you wear because it smells of him!
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