Gherkins, they're the thing. I started eating a gherkin a day six months ago and my time trial times have improved by six minutes. I can climb faster too! I'm so grateful to gherkins for improving my cycling. Eat more gherkins!
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Gherkins!
by Alex on Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:38 am
From another forum...
'Behave like you are the best...and you'll have the best chance of being the best you can be.'
'Be effective: do what works...and keep doing it.'
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Re: Gherkins!
by GymBunny on Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:04 pm
I worry about the forums you frequent. But the placebo effect is powerful.....cue everyone now telling me that gerkins are in fact a powerfood. 
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Re: Gherkins!
by Dtlv74 on Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:45 pm
Gherkins are good am sure, but doubt they are as potent as wearing a blue t-shirt or eating porridge. I may have to find out which forum it was and sign up and educate them on the performance enhancing benefits of blue clothing...
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Re: Gherkins!
by ollie on Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:47 pm
I always make sure I buy blue jonnies.
There must be another joke in here about stirring the porridge, but I'm not making it.
There must be another joke in here about stirring the porridge, but I'm not making it.
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Re: Gherkins!
by Alex on Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:51 pm
ollie wrote:I always make sure I buy blue jonnies.
There must be another joke in here about stirring the porridge, but I'm not making it.
Especially if you include blue jonnies...
'Behave like you are the best...and you'll have the best chance of being the best you can be.'
'Be effective: do what works...and keep doing it.'
'Bask in the turbulence of my magnificence.'
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'Bask in the turbulence of my magnificence.'
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Re: Gherkins!
by cleaver on Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:55 pm
A Wank a day would probably have the same effect 
Rilla wrote:Up the dose.
That's the only way you fucking junkies overcome adversity.
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Re: Gherkins!
by Alex on Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:55 pm
cleaver wrote:A Wank a day would probably have the same effect
Over a Gherkin?
'Behave like you are the best...and you'll have the best chance of being the best you can be.'
'Be effective: do what works...and keep doing it.'
'Bask in the turbulence of my magnificence.'
'Be effective: do what works...and keep doing it.'
'Bask in the turbulence of my magnificence.'
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Re: Gherkins!
by cleaver on Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:00 pm
Alex wrote:cleaver wrote:A Wank a day would probably have the same effect
Over a Gherkin?
I'd probably use the gherkin for additional anal stimulation
Rilla wrote:Up the dose.
That's the only way you fucking junkies overcome adversity.
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Re: Gherkins!
by Alex on Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:06 pm
cleaver wrote:Alex wrote:cleaver wrote:A Wank a day would probably have the same effect
Over a Gherkin?
I'd probably use the gherkin for additional anal stimulation
Pickled for extra zing?
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'Bask in the turbulence of my magnificence.'
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Re: Gherkins!
by cleaver on Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:21 pm
Alex wrote:
Pickled for extra zing?
LOL. Gets my anus twitching faster than a badger's nose
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Re: Gherkins!
by Alex on Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:23 pm
Wrong!
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Re: Gherkins!
by health4ni on Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:24 pm
gherkins are very similar to cucumbers, and so eating more can oly be a positive thing. But not pickled!
I think the person is looking into it a bit too far too.
I think the person is looking into it a bit too far too.
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Re: Gherkins!
by roadz on Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:42 pm
cleaver wrote:A Wank a day would probably have the same effect
When they said gherkins, I think thy were referring to the phrase 'jerkin' the gherkin' as opposed to the food.
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