We all know the secrets of using Blue Clothing to give an Anabolic boost to your gym workouts but now research is emerging that Blue kitchen wear can give your meals an added Anabolic Boost.


The secret to meal time Anabolic success?

In a study of 100 individuals split into 2 equal groups of 50; group 1 were given 50g of Porridge with Semi-Skimmed Milk in a standard white cereal bowl while group 2 where given the same breakfast but in Anabolic Blue cereal bowls. The study was run over a period of 30 days.

Group 2 individuals saw an Eleventy Million percent increase in Test levels through and after the study period and the ability to repel non-Anabolic colour UV radiation also increased by a coefficient factor of 0.3 breaching the 12 Rad threshold.


All Blue? Research is now under way to see whether food stuffs must be in contact with Blue.

But things have not stopped there. Research is now under way to see whether food stuffs must be in contact with Blue or whether being contained within a piece of kitchen wear that have a Blue exterior is sufficient enough. This is a very important piece of the Anabolic Blue puzzle as it will prove whether direct contact with a Blue surface is required to pass on Anabolic properties via a form of Osmosis or whether being surrounded with Blue and properties passed on via a form of Anabolic Field is the method of transportation.

By using Cereal Bowls consisting of a Blue exterior and white interior researchers are hoping to crack once and for all the real secrets of The Anabolic Blue Effect.

Want to join in? Debenhams have a range of kitchen wear which you can try out for yourself.

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im thinking of using dbol and blue food colouring as pretty much "seasoning" on all my food...Stacked with your Blue kitchen wear idea mate.

imagine that...blue chicken casserole s, blue soup.....ill be fucking huge!!!

I think Alex is on a commission deal with Debenhams

Blue food colouring + blue crockery only gets you so far - DO NOT forget to use blue cutlery too - Classic mistake.

If possible eat sitting on a blue chair at a blue table in a blue room too - But this may be too much till you've fully acclimatised to blue and could lead to an overdose.

On evenings out take the colouring with you and man up & always drink blue cocktails not beer

I used anabolic blue picnic cutlery whilst punting last Monday. I was overtaking canoeists after lunch.

And if you like cup cakes, these are the business:

Great work Alex .

I think that the study you refer to you should have also included colour blind people, just to prove that the response to blue wasn't a placebo effect - what's your thoughts/findings on colour blind people - are they weaker?

simon m wrote:Great work Alex .

I think that the study you refer to you should have also included colour blind people, just to prove that the response to blue wasn't a placebo effect - what's your thoughts/findings on colour blind people - are they weaker?

This would all depend on what the carrier for Anabolic Blue is; whether it's purely neurological stimulated by a visual response or whether the effect is Osmosis based via contact of an Anabolic Blue item or Proximity based via an Anabolic Field.

I would suggest using a double blind study with 2 eye patches to remove the visual stimulus but as we all know an eye patch also has very potent Anabolic properties so the use of 2 may well completely off set the lack of visual stimulus.

I'm sure you'll agree that more research is required...

I will eat all food blindfolded for a week to see if I get weaker, which I might as I won't be able to find the food, table, or cutlery...

lol awesome thread. I think i'll have some snail pellets for tea. mmm.

Karlos wrote:lol awesome thread. I think i'll have some snail pellets for tea. mmm.

the ones to stop cats peeing on your garden would be good too

Before retiring for the night have a bath using a blue bath ballistic

Just back from the gym and i wore a blue vest and stacked it with the ANABOLIC PIRATE BANDANA

An advanced technique not to be tried willy nilly i might add

Will post up the video evience confirming that blue is inded the shit!!!