Resurrected wrote:simon m wrote:Spit wrote:I think someone's got the painters in... do you find yourself crying irrationally, Si? And are your breasts tender and swollen?
I never cry and the most feminine thing about me is that I have a mother.
Stop trying to kid us Si. We all know your a big softy really
Okay, you've caught me out, I did once consider giving money to Comic Relief on the proviso that they stopped sending obese unfunny comedians to Africa as it must rub salt in the wounds to see Lenny Henry's fat face when you're effing starving!
