Am I a grumpy old git?

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Re: Am I a grumpy old git?

Postby simon m on Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:01 pm

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Spit wrote:I think someone's got the painters in... do you find yourself crying irrationally, Si? And are your breasts tender and swollen?

I never cry and the most feminine thing about me is that I have a mother.


Stop trying to kid us Si. We all know your a big softy really :P

Okay, you've caught me out, I did once consider giving money to Comic Relief on the proviso that they stopped sending obese unfunny comedians to Africa as it must rub salt in the wounds to see Lenny Henry's fat face when you're effing starving!
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Re: Am I a grumpy old git?

Postby ollie on Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:42 pm

simon m wrote:I am more aggressive as I'm stuck in most days, so I'm pissed off. I'll be even nicer from now on.

And Ash it's in the jornals because I'm an idiot!


Are you swearing more? I noticed myself rapidly losing my vocabulary the longer I was cooped up for :lol:
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Re: Am I a grumpy old git?

Postby simon m on Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:01 am

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simon m wrote:I am more aggressive as I'm stuck in most days, so I'm pissed off. I'll be even nicer from now on.

And Ash it's in the jornals because I'm an idiot!


Are you swearing more? I noticed myself rapidly losing my vocabulary the longer I was cooped up for :lol:

Ollie, I'm just a complete swearhead some days, but I've always like a good eff and blind!
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Re: Am I a grumpy old git?

Postby cleaver on Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:47 am

Personally I think your form has been brilliant considering your injury. I like you more when your put downs are razor sharp with a sly wit about them.

When you are being overly nice (yes sometimes this does happen) you come across as a bit of an insincere pussy to me.

So I vote for Si to stay just as he is. :D
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Re: Am I a grumpy old git?

Postby simon m on Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:52 am

cleaver wrote:Personally I think your form has been brilliant considering your injury. I like you more when your put downs are razor sharp with a sly wit about them.

When you are being overly nice (yes sometimes this does happen) you come across as a bit of an insincere pussy to me.

So I vote for Si to stay just as he is. :D

I get in so much trouble as I sound insincere when being nice, people always think I'm taking the piss, even good friends aren't sure, but that's my curse, I'm flippant most of the time and cannot expect to be taken seriously although it is my way to handle stress to swear and be a bastard!
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