Alcohol myths?
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Re: Alcohol myths?
by upright on Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:49 pm
Apparently it's the liquid panty remover, I genuinely thouhght that you were trying to bed me
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Re: Alcohol myths?
by upright on Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:51 pm
I feel so silly 
I'll just die if i get the "i like you but..." or "it's not you it's me"
I need to powder my nose...(runs away to toilet and hops out of window)
I'll just die if i get the "i like you but..." or "it's not you it's me"
I need to powder my nose...(runs away to toilet and hops out of window)
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Re: Alcohol myths?
by Alex on Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:59 pm
Don't forget your jacket, mate
'Behave like you are the best...and you'll have the best chance of being the best you can be.'
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Re: Alcohol myths?
by upright on Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:08 pm
Alex wrote:Don't forget your jacket, mate
do you have 10 pence? (mother does worry)
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Re: Alcohol myths?
by Alex on Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:16 pm
upright wrote:Alex wrote:Don't forget your jacket, mate
do you have 10 pence? (mother does worry)
Use that 0800 REVERSE?
'Behave like you are the best...and you'll have the best chance of being the best you can be.'
'Be effective: do what works...and keep doing it.'
'Bask in the turbulence of my magnificence.'
'Be effective: do what works...and keep doing it.'
'Bask in the turbulence of my magnificence.'
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Re: Alcohol myths?
by upright on Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:21 pm
Alex wrote:upright wrote:Alex wrote:Don't forget your jacket, mate
do you have 10 pence? (mother does worry)
Use that 0800 REVERSE?
you're a crap date... hope you've got rohipnol cos it's all negative this side of the table...
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Re: Alcohol myths?
by Alex on Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:28 pm
upright wrote:
you're a crap date... hope you've got rohipnol cos it's all negative this side of the table...
I've never paid for sex in my life and I don't intend to start with you
'Behave like you are the best...and you'll have the best chance of being the best you can be.'
'Be effective: do what works...and keep doing it.'
'Bask in the turbulence of my magnificence.'
'Be effective: do what works...and keep doing it.'
'Bask in the turbulence of my magnificence.'
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Re: Alcohol myths?
by upright on Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:31 pm
Alex wrote:upright wrote:
you're a crap date... hope you've got rohipnol cos it's all negative this side of the table...
I've never paid for sex in my life and I don't intend to start with you
I bet you've got vials of it in your supp draw you cheap bastid! 10 pence was all it would have cost for me to be convincing...
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Re: Alcohol myths?
by Alex on Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:32 pm
upright wrote:Alex wrote:upright wrote:
you're a crap date... hope you've got rohipnol cos it's all negative this side of the table...
I've never paid for sex in my life and I don't intend to start with you
I bet you've got vials of it in your supp draw you cheap bastid! 10 pence was all it would have cost for me to be convincing...
Nah, but I could just mega dose you some GABA instead
'Behave like you are the best...and you'll have the best chance of being the best you can be.'
'Be effective: do what works...and keep doing it.'
'Bask in the turbulence of my magnificence.'
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'Bask in the turbulence of my magnificence.'
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Re: Alcohol myths?
by upright on Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:38 pm
I'm not having you megadose me anything, I'm no one night floosey and you're not half the man I thought you were!
You sir, have afronted me and I am leaving! pah!
You sir, have afronted me and I am leaving! pah!
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Re: Alcohol myths?
by cleaver on Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:55 pm
Alex wrote:upright wrote:
you're a crap date... hope you've got rohipnol cos it's all negative this side of the table...
I've never paid for sex in my life and I don't intend to start with you
We all pay for it in some way!
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Re: Alcohol myths?
by Alex on Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:58 pm
cleaver wrote:Alex wrote:upright wrote:
you're a crap date... hope you've got rohipnol cos it's all negative this side of the table...
I've never paid for sex in my life and I don't intend to start with you
We all pay for it in some way!
True, although I never did fall for the buy me a drink crap. If I was asked I used to say how about you buy me one instead...
'Behave like you are the best...and you'll have the best chance of being the best you can be.'
'Be effective: do what works...and keep doing it.'
'Bask in the turbulence of my magnificence.'
'Be effective: do what works...and keep doing it.'
'Bask in the turbulence of my magnificence.'
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Re: Alcohol myths?
by upright on Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:00 pm
Alex wrote:
True, although I never did fall for the buy me a drink crap. If I was asked I used to say how about you buy me one instead...
Going ducth is the way forward, I buy the tickets, and she pays for drinks.
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Re: Alcohol myths?
by Shicky on Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:11 pm
upright wrote:Alex wrote:
True, although I never did fall for the buy me a drink crap. If I was asked I used to say how about you buy me one instead...
Going ducth is the way forward, I buy the tickets, and she pays for drinks.
That would be a terrible result for any woman I was with, i'd be determined to get my money's worth and get truly slaughtered on crazy drinks. My latest discovery is cherry brandy with west coast cooler, try it out!
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