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A chimp, using a frog as a sex toy.

Postby Spit on Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:01 pm

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Re: A chimp, using a frog as a sex toy.

Postby simon m on Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:05 pm

That's chimps for you - you can't trust 'em!
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Re: A chimp, using a frog as a sex toy.

Postby Spit on Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:11 pm

Well quite- there you are one minute, happily ribbeting your way through life, and then WHAM! - You find yourself orally pleasuring a chimpanzee. If I had a penny for every time... :roll:
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Postby simon m on Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:13 pm

Spit wrote:Well quite- there you are one minute, happily ribbeting your way through life, and then WHAM! - You find yourself orally pleasuring a chimpanzee. If I had a penny for every time... :roll:

I know what you mean mate.

Anyway off frog hunting.....................
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Re: A chimp, using a frog as a sex toy.

Postby Resurrected on Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:15 pm

Is that what you call frogsporn :roll:
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Re: A chimp, using a frog as a sex toy.

Postby ollie on Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:20 pm

Your dad jokes get worse by the day.
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Re: A chimp, using a frog as a sex toy.

Postby upright on Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:40 pm

Resurrected wrote:Is that what you call frogsporn :roll:


hahaha- that's awesome, now how to make that into an everyday gag I can milk to death when next in work...
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Re: A chimp, using a frog as a sex toy.

Postby upright on Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:42 pm

That dirty little slut frog had ample chance to make a run for it!
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Re: A chimp, using a frog as a sex toy.

Postby simon m on Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:03 pm

upright wrote:That dirty little slut frog had ample chance to make a run for it!

She wanted it the whore - loves a good gagging!
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Re: A chimp, using a frog as a sex toy.

Postby ollie on Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:33 pm

What makes you think it was a she?

Interspecies gay porn. That's a new one even for me :)
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Re: A chimp, using a frog as a sex toy.

Postby GymBunny on Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:46 pm

ollie wrote:What makes you think it was a she?

Interspecies gay porn. That's a new one even for me :)


Actually there are even scientific articles written on the subject. We have one by the photocopier regarding the behaviour of juvenile male seals and their "relationships" with emperor penguins. :?
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Re: A chimp, using a frog as a sex toy.

Postby ollie on Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:00 pm

GymBunny wrote:
ollie wrote:What makes you think it was a she?

Interspecies gay porn. That's a new one even for me :)


Actually there are even scientific articles written on the subject. We have one by the photocopier regarding the behaviour of juvenile male seals and their "relationships" with emperor penguins. :?


Now I don't know if that says more about the seals and penguins or the authors :lol:
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Re: A chimp, using a frog as a sex toy.

Postby upright on Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:04 pm

ollie wrote:What makes you think it was a she?

Interspecies gay porn. That's a new one even for me :)


We all know you feed your dog Walls and regularly take one for the team in an uncomfortable place mate- but youve gotta get over this boasting about it in the public forum. I've asked Admin to block you PMing me too - get a grip(I know you'll take that the wrong way too...)
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Re: A chimp, using a frog as a sex toy.

Postby ollie on Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:46 pm

upright wrote:
ollie wrote:What makes you think it was a she?

Interspecies gay porn. That's a new one even for me :)


We all know you feed your dog Walls and regularly take one for the team in an uncomfortable place mate- but youve gotta get over this boasting about it in the public forum. I've asked Admin to block you PMing me too - get a grip(I know you'll take that the wrong way too...)


I thought this would be the one place I'd be accepted :(
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Re: A chimp, using a frog as a sex toy.

Postby upright on Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:55 pm

ollie wrote:I thought this would be the one place I'd be accepted :(


You are, I'm just trying to help you mate ;)
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